Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Oh My God!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
NEXT YEAR WE ARE GOING OVERSEAS!!!
i am so excited!!
eeeeeeeeeek!!
damn! i just laughed like claire does. stupid cheese.
i am one very happy "sick" girl!!!
Europe here we come!!!!!!!!
i can't wait!!!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Third Installment
emily skipped down the stairs, thrilled at her new plan. 'see ya later, xanthus!' she called after him as he slouched down the street. 'oh, he's a funny boy...' she muttered to herself, 'why isnt he happy? we've made the most wonderful plan! why cant he be happy for ME?' she turned and thumped her way up the stairs, as happy as she was about the new plan, she just couldnt be happy if xanthus wasn't. the next day at school, xanthus was no happier. 'hey emily...' he mumbled, looking at his feet. 'xanthus!' emily said firmly, 'cheer up! today is going to be the best day of my life! just be happy for me! you should want me to be happy! you're always thinking about yourself.' xanthus looked deep into emilys eyes, his anger growing 'OH OF COURSE, EMILY! we're not thinking about YOU enough! just leave me alone, you're such a self-centred b-b... bi...' emily stared at xanthus, 'xanthus?' she asked, and thats all it took "A SELF CENTRED BITCH!" he screamed before running down the corridor. emily gazed after him in wonder, she was upset about their fight, but she had bigger andmore important things to think about! just as she began to enter her homegroup classroom, the person of her thoughts walked past. 'steven!' she said, 'hey!' steven stared at her once more, but this time didnt run away in fear. instead he grinned. 'hey em, i didnt know you followed soccer' emily gulped, this would prove how much her studying would actually pay off... 'yeah man! i freaking love adelaide united!' she adjusted her hat, which she had dyed the previous night to red and white. ' i mean...' emily paused, 'that game… against that team…’ steven stared at her, confused, before his face broke out in a smile. ‘I know!!! I mean, when that umpire was just like… uhh nuh-huh, you tripped him… and I was just like, uhh yeah-huh, he’s fine.’ Emily ignored her disappointment of his personality and concentrated on what he looked like. Meanwhile, as Emily bluffed her way through soccer knowledge, Xanthus was crying in the boys bathroom. “why cant emily love me the way I love her?!” he asked the toilet door, “why cant she see that we’re perfect for each other?” he cried some more, but eventually the sobs of sadness turned into sobs of anger. he made a decision, he was going to forget about emily! he stormed out of the toilets and down to the English wing, where he knew emily would be waiting for him, saving him a seat. he saw her from across the hall, their eyes met, and he knew he couldn’t be angry at her. after all, how can you be angry at the person you love? he walked up to her, anger melting away.. ‘xanthus…’ she said tentatively, ‘shh’ whispered Xanthus soothingly. ‘I have something to tell you.’ she stared at him wide-eyed, waiting. ‘emily,’ whispered Xanthus, ‘I think that im in lo-‘ but at that precise moment, emily became distracted, ‘STEVEN!’ she called across to the tall brown-haired boy walking past. she ran up to him, and they began talking. ‘that’s it.’ muttered Xanthus. ‘no more, im not putting up with this anymore.’ and he walked away, emily and steven talking animatedly behind him.
SAVE ME!!!!
Claire's house is catching!!!!!!!!! it makes you craaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! she's made me use mutiple leettttttters when only one is necessary and she makes funnnny noisessssssssssss! and i dont no if they are all coming from her mouth!!!?!!!???!?!!?
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
The Plan
This is the next installment to Cupcakes and Hats.
"So!" emily said, getting down to business. They had set up in emily's bedroom, paper splayed around them on the wooden floor. emily was going to get steven to like her and her hat, no matter what! "xanthus?" emily asked, "XANTHUS!"
"WHAT?' xanthus screamed back, he wasn't happy about making these plans, he just wanted to make out with emily like he normally did.
"we are TRYING to figure out ways to get steven to like me.' Emily retorted. Xanthus sighed, got up off the floor, and began to pace the room.
"well, you have lovely eyes...' he trailed off, fantasising about emilys light blue eyes.
'yes, but we ALL have EYES, xanthus!' emily sighed, he was hopeless. 'we need to think of something only i have!
'pink pouty lips?'
'xanthuuus!'
'shiny soft hair?'
'noooo.'
'an incredibly bright hat?' xanthus gave up. however emily paused, thinking about his proposition.
"xanthus, my friend and part-time lover, i think you might be on to something!' emily jumped up, laughing, ran across the room and flung her arms around can xanthus's neck. she was so excited she didn’t notice him blush furiously, or breathe in deeply, smelling her hair. all emily could think of was steven, and how once their plan was done, he would be in love with her AND her hat.
to be continued...
A PREVIEW OF NEXT TIME:
"emily.... i think that i am in lo-'
'STEVEN!" emily screamed, cutting xanthus mid-sentence. she ran over to him, beaming.
'thats it.' xanthus said to himself, 'no more, no more! i just cant do this!' he turned and stormed out the door, leaving emily and steven talking animatedly behind him.
OOOH I BET YOU CANT WAIT
a few things to expect : confessions, heart-break, attempted suicide, betrayal, confusion, lust, lost friendship, fights.. etc.
"So!" emily said, getting down to business. They had set up in emily's bedroom, paper splayed around them on the wooden floor. emily was going to get steven to like her and her hat, no matter what! "xanthus?" emily asked, "XANTHUS!"
"WHAT?' xanthus screamed back, he wasn't happy about making these plans, he just wanted to make out with emily like he normally did.
"we are TRYING to figure out ways to get steven to like me.' Emily retorted. Xanthus sighed, got up off the floor, and began to pace the room.
"well, you have lovely eyes...' he trailed off, fantasising about emilys light blue eyes.
'yes, but we ALL have EYES, xanthus!' emily sighed, he was hopeless. 'we need to think of something only i have!
'pink pouty lips?'
'xanthuuus!'
'shiny soft hair?'
'noooo.'
'an incredibly bright hat?' xanthus gave up. however emily paused, thinking about his proposition.
"xanthus, my friend and part-time lover, i think you might be on to something!' emily jumped up, laughing, ran across the room and flung her arms around can xanthus's neck. she was so excited she didn’t notice him blush furiously, or breathe in deeply, smelling her hair. all emily could think of was steven, and how once their plan was done, he would be in love with her AND her hat.
to be continued...
A PREVIEW OF NEXT TIME:
"emily.... i think that i am in lo-'
'STEVEN!" emily screamed, cutting xanthus mid-sentence. she ran over to him, beaming.
'thats it.' xanthus said to himself, 'no more, no more! i just cant do this!' he turned and stormed out the door, leaving emily and steven talking animatedly behind him.
OOOH I BET YOU CANT WAIT
a few things to expect : confessions, heart-break, attempted suicide, betrayal, confusion, lust, lost friendship, fights.. etc.
Mermaid fun
Yesterday we went to Alex's house and we used flippers. Aren't they the best things ever?
That's when I decided I want to be a mermaid! One question though. I know that they are mythical beings but theoretically, how do they have little merbabies?
That's when I decided I want to be a mermaid! One question though. I know that they are mythical beings but theoretically, how do they have little merbabies?
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
How it all began...
The story started when Claire complained she was not receiving enough emails. We sent her emails with one word but then she complained that she wanted some meaning and this is how Capcakes and Hats came to be.
OHH so you can’t be BOTHERED filling them with MEANING? HMMM? I want a poem or SOMETHING!
So, I am going to write you a STORY
there once was a girl called emily who had an incredibly bright hat. it was so bright that it attracted stares and comments from people on the street. one day, emily met a boy called steven. emily liked steven; but steven was distracted by her incredibly bright hat. one day, emily saw steven on the street. STEVEN! she called. he turned and ran away. 'why doesnt he like me?' asked emily, then she pulled a sad face. :( the next day at school, emily saw steven again. STEVEN! she yelled again. he turned around and screamed. then ran away. emily spoke to her friend and part-time lover, xanthus. 'xanthus?' she asked, 'why doesn’t steven like me?' xanthus turned away, not wanting to hurt emily's feelings. he hated making emily sad. 'well, you see emily...' he said cautiously, 'steven is scared of... of... your hat.' he stopped. tears filled emily's eyes. 'm-my hat?' she asked through gulps of breath. 'you mean... my incredibly bright hat? he-he doesn't like it?' she then started sobbing loudly. xanthus hated to see her like this. he tried to comfort her; 'personally, i love your hat. i think it's fantastic.' he looked at her expectantly, waiting for her to calm down. she took a big gulp; 'yes, but i dont care if you like it or not! you're only my part-time lover... and i wanted steven to be my full time lover!' xanthus turned away, now it was his turn for tears to fill his eyes. 'oh,' he said sadly. 'i see.' but this strange behaviour was unnoticed by emily, who was already thinking up plans to win steven over to her and her incredibly-bright-hat-wearing ways.
"CUPCAKES AND HATS: A LOVE STORY" to be continued.... next time i'm on a computer...
OHH so you can’t be BOTHERED filling them with MEANING? HMMM? I want a poem or SOMETHING!
So, I am going to write you a STORY
there once was a girl called emily who had an incredibly bright hat. it was so bright that it attracted stares and comments from people on the street. one day, emily met a boy called steven. emily liked steven; but steven was distracted by her incredibly bright hat. one day, emily saw steven on the street. STEVEN! she called. he turned and ran away. 'why doesnt he like me?' asked emily, then she pulled a sad face. :( the next day at school, emily saw steven again. STEVEN! she yelled again. he turned around and screamed. then ran away. emily spoke to her friend and part-time lover, xanthus. 'xanthus?' she asked, 'why doesn’t steven like me?' xanthus turned away, not wanting to hurt emily's feelings. he hated making emily sad. 'well, you see emily...' he said cautiously, 'steven is scared of... of... your hat.' he stopped. tears filled emily's eyes. 'm-my hat?' she asked through gulps of breath. 'you mean... my incredibly bright hat? he-he doesn't like it?' she then started sobbing loudly. xanthus hated to see her like this. he tried to comfort her; 'personally, i love your hat. i think it's fantastic.' he looked at her expectantly, waiting for her to calm down. she took a big gulp; 'yes, but i dont care if you like it or not! you're only my part-time lover... and i wanted steven to be my full time lover!' xanthus turned away, now it was his turn for tears to fill his eyes. 'oh,' he said sadly. 'i see.' but this strange behaviour was unnoticed by emily, who was already thinking up plans to win steven over to her and her incredibly-bright-hat-wearing ways.
"CUPCAKES AND HATS: A LOVE STORY" to be continued.... next time i'm on a computer...
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